proper dildo usage
Tumblr, where you can watch people hang shirts on dildoes since 2007
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is this what boys do when they hang out
these guys are my idols
The middle one knows how to work it omg
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I just want to reblog this because I FUCKING LOVE THIS MOVIE OMFG
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shhhhhh just watch it
who knew slenderman had moves like that
I thought something was gonna scare me then I peed myself laughing omfg
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Umm inaccurate. People are so dumb.
You’re right, people are so dumb.
PEOPLE PLEASE GET YOUR MENSTROBACILLUS SHOTS OMG
I would have a heart attack on spot, after bearing his children.
HOW the hell…I think this guy just got himself one more fanboy :D
what tttthhhhhrrrrffffffuuuuuuuuuck
whao dude
oh my fuck i want one
god i would just wear it everywhere
WOW
ITS JUST NOT FAIR
PEPPER, I WANT ONE.
I DIDN’T… HOW DID THAT JUST- WHAT HAPPENED?! HE DIDN’T PUSH ANY FUCKING BUTTONS!!!!!
I just kind of started flailing around and screaming
I just peed myself omg
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